Whimsical Washer Mugs

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Bear Costume

"Little help?"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'The roof needs icing.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Puss in Heels

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Musical Pipe

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Easter Egg

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Shop for cats

Doggie Heaven

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Bat

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Stick Dreams

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Cat walking dog.

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'