Whimsical Story Collector Gifts

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Mixed Doubles.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Rocking Horse

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Ghost puddle

Three Ladies

Phoenix

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Dreams I have had...

Vincent Van Goat.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

ATM withdrawal

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Who's Dead

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Carnations.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

I love ewe.

Springtime rabbits.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Money Snowglobe

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'