Whimsical Soirée Lover Gifts

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Glance Exchange

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Laughing Zone Ahead

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Wash your hands

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Football/Soccer bubbles

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Jack in the Box

Snow globe

Caution Dry Rot

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Greek goddess

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Arabian Nights.

'I like a man in a suit.'

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Balloon Man