Whimsical Punishment Collectors Gifts

"You have been found guilty of smug self-righteous pseudo-spirituality. I sentenced you to a period of six months with your wind chimes strapped to your head."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Mixed Doubles.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Rocking Horse

"Beanirrito"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tequila Mockingbird

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Dreams I have had...

Three Ladies

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Phoenix

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

ATM withdrawal

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Springtime rabbits.

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

I love ewe.

Carnations.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

Custer's Last Rollo

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"