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'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Alexander Fleming

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Which one's yours?"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Just another couple of pages.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Spider boy

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."