Whimsical Horse Storyteller Pillows

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Phew, that was close."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

The Enemy

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

'We should have removed that sign.'

Doughnut Criminals

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story