Whimsical Horse Storyteller Prints

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Phew, that was close."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'Where's my horse?'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'We should have removed that sign.'

Doughnut Criminals

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

The Enemy

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.