Horse Tale Enthusiast Pillows

'I am Prince Fiffleniffle II, my lineage can be traced back 300 years and I am worth millions.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'It's a hybrid.'

Horse Clean-up