Whimsical Home Aficionados Gifts

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Mouse real estate!

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Home Sweet Home.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'A Dust Cow'.

Homes of the font designers

"Kick ass!"

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Repossessed Properties.

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

Family living in an allevator

Mythical lake forest.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Edward Scissorhands.

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

Happy Home - Thumbs Up.

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."