Whimsical Historian Pillows

Playing card king in a litter

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Noah catching butterflies

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Adan and Eve.

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

Before the Domestication of Cows

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"You're on a what?!"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I said slime."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Yes, one is a dog."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.