Whimsical Eye Care Gifts

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the Box

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Jelly I.V.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

'Is it too late to change that cracker to a quarter pounder with cheese?'

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

Slug Nightmares

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'Billy, your mom's hassling the referee again!'

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!...'

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Dog and Flea Circus

Butterfly bowtie.

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'

Senior tennis player having a tennis-oriented vision check-up.