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Pony Box

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Pampered Pets.

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

A Kangermoo

Carpet Cows

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Self-walking dog

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'So...We're not pilots!'