Whimsical_animal_chatters Gifts

'Sorry, what was that?'

Children's Parties

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"This never happened."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"You're completely screwed up."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Cat Romance

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'English is their second language.'

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

"Storm's a-brewin."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"Warm nose, eh, I want him to eat some grass, throw up and call me in the morning."