Wheel Of Fortune Fan Pillows

'That's revolutionary.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"Since we can't seem to decide on Mr. Johnson's or Mr Anderson's proposal, we'll let Lady Luck give us the answer."

Heaven or Hell Wheel.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

Knight Supplies

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Your Palm

"I see you on a beach..."

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

The Wheel of Life

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

Because I don't need my crystal ball to know what will happen if you don't clean your room.

Magical box of chocolates.