Wheel Of Fortune Fan Pillows

'That's revolutionary.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"Since we can't seem to decide on Mr. Johnson's or Mr Anderson's proposal, we'll let Lady Luck give us the answer."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"I see you on a beach..."

Knight Supplies

'No, I don't want to change my long distance phone company, and,,, Yes, I should have known it was you calling'

Your Palm

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

The Wheel of Life

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

An Eyeliner.

Magical box of chocolates.

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.