Wetlands Wanderer Mugs

'I'm in the bog!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Monkey-artist

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I brought cocoa."