Wetlands Wanderer Prints

'I'm in the bog!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Monkey-artist

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I brought cocoa."