Wetland Wanderer Prints

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

'The muck stops here!'

"200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see."

Goose

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Canada Goose

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Trail mix?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."