Wetland Wanderer Mugs

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

'The muck stops here!'

"200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see."

Goose

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Canada Goose

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Monkey-artist

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sport Utility Boot.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"