Western Wanderlust T-Shirts

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Injured backpacker.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

The Not So Wild West

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Mass Travel

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."