Western Wanderlust Prints

"It's an independent reverse gear."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'It must be the dead sea.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Off to see the world

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Injured backpacker.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Mass Travel

The Not So Wild West

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted