Western Shows Gifts

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

I think of "The Fusco Brothers" as a modern-day "Bonanza." Only instead of four cowboys, we have four bums, and instead of a cook named Hop Sing, we have a wolverine named Axel. Is there a term for this fantasy? "Ponderosa Nervosa."

Wild's younger brother, Gentle Bill.

'... and the skies are not cloudy all day...'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Mikado

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.