Western Music Lover Mugs

"....Happy entrails...to you...."

A Capella

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"..Not cloudy all day."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Skate or die."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Mama! Aliens.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.