Western Music Lover Mugs

"....Happy entrails...to you...."

A Capella

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Skate or die."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Mama! Aliens.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."