Western Swing Lover Mugs

Willie Nelson

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Cowboy

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'I hate reruns.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -