Western Legends Pillows

"Meet the author"

Draw!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

'Don't think about it, Banjo!'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

It's hardly a claim to fame: Most of us have had ancestors killed by Buffalo Bill...

'The nearest boozer? You're talking to him!'

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

'Tomorrow's bad for me...How does Wednesday look on everyone' calendar...to attack the wagon train?'

'I think globally but I tend to get drunk locally.'

"...and that's my great-great uncle Billy. He was the world's first and only mime gunfighter. He died in his first shootout."

"OK, Sheriff, who was that masked man?"