Western Films Gifts

"The Vesparados"

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Cowboy Probe

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Pension Plans of the Old West

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'I love that new horse smell.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Bank Front

"Where the hell am I?"

'It must be acupuncture! My toothache is gone.'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Coaching stand off.

"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

cowboy falls off horse and cries 'yee-haaarrrggghhh!!!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

People on horses watch an open air movie

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A Fistful of Doners "Okay Hombre...I'm gonna eat this kebab...reeeal slow...

John Wayne

'I warned you there'd be an accounting someday, Jake.'

'Ever ride before?'

Don't shoot the piano man!

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

Dodge Ball City.