Western Fiction Prints

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Meet the author"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Dawing your Cellphone

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Young Gums

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Historic Bank Jobs.