Reading About Westerns Prints

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Young Gums

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Billy the kiddy!"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"El muy mal perro"