Reading About Westerns Prints

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"El muy mal perro"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.