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'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nun Fight.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"El muy mal perro"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.