Western Movies Prints

'This is not the kind of 'out of court settlement' I had in mind.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Doing the Right Thing

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'It's an import.'

'Now that's confidence!'

"Are we there yet?"

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

This crisis!

'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

'The pain isn't too bad...but I can't take my hat off!'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

'Take it outside!'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

Disabled Parking Space in the Wild West.

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Mean Sheriff.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'