Western Movies Prints

'This is not the kind of 'out of court settlement' I had in mind.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Doing the Right Thing

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

"For economy of scale I'm thinking we should drive two cows to dodge city.''

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'It's an import.'

'Now that's confidence!'

This crisis!

"Are we there yet?"

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'The pain isn't too bad...but I can't take my hat off!'

Disabled Parking Space in the Wild West.

Mean Sheriff.

'Take it outside!'

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

'I wish you played the harmonica like other cowboys, Jake.'

Barman to Cowboy: ...' three fingers of red eye is the equivalent of six units of alcohol.'