Western Art Lover Pillows

Lariant Art.

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Skate or die."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Domestic Pardners

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"