Western Art Lover Mugs

Lariant Art.

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Skate or die."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Domestic Pardners

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"