Western And Cowboy Culture Pillows

"Pick up that gender role you just dropped!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."