Western And Cowboy Culture Mugs

"Pick up that gender role you just dropped!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Western Outfitters.

"Herb's from Texas."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Hombre's Best Friend.