Werewolf Mythos Fan Prints

Wolfman kit.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Warrior Woman

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"