Werewolf Enthusiast Prints

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'Sorry, I'm late, but I was up all night.'

"Couldn't he have mentioned this earlier?"

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"The expensive shirt that my mother gave you? Are you just clumsy or is that on purpose because you never like her?"

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Have you heard anything I've been howling for the last 10 minutes?"

"I think I can change him."

Curse of the TransWolf

"I only found out about it on our, 'honey full moon'!"

'There's nothing in the medical literature about it. I think you're just supposed to change back spontaneously.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'It's strange. Every time I shine my light, a bizarre transformation comes over you.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

"We're not going to get anywhere with this guy until sunrise."

"I swear, if Dickerson dumps on me one more time, I'm going right for the jugular!"

Woman barking at the moon.

"It doesn't matter if this only happens at the full moon. You still have to pay your dog licence, sir."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'So you've turned into a werewolf - you haven't turned into an unhappy werewolf, have you?'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Sorry to keep you so late, but I'm determined to get to the bottom of this werewolf fixation of yours."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight