Monster Mythology Fans Prints

Gosh, you're right - It's not important that you believe in the boogeyman, it's only important that I believe in the boogeyman.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Zombies.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Life and Death

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Well, we got the grant."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Two Daleks fighting

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Capitalism

City Zoo

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

"Stop! He's my agent!"

"Alright kids: two more minutes then the nice man needs the machines."