Wellness Paradox Pillows

'What goes good with white pills?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Unguided imagery

Critisize your weight.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."