Welcoming A Baby Pillows

Breastfeeding in public

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Santa Claus's Mail

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Botany Baby!

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Baby Screen Time

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Bedtime story.

"Which one's yours?"