Welcoming A Baby Pillows

Breastfeeding in public

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Santa Claus's Mail

'The child is very illogical'

Swinging on a star.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Botany Baby!

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Baby Screen Time

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Apricots

"Which one's yours?"

"Which one's yours?"

Bedtime story.

'Guess who's teething?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'