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"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Tourists and their Pets.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Valet park only"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Breakfast surreal.

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I like fountains very much!"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Man guarding a written border.

If Ghosts Were Real

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband