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Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Ghost School.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Barcode Dreams

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Optimist

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'