Weekend Countdown Pillows

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Clubbing

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Thursday is the new Friday

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Out Box

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.