Weekend Anticipation Gifts

"Hang in there....I can see Friday."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Clubbing

Thank God It's Friday.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Packed bags

'T.S.I.F.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Sunday Monday

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'That very mild cheese was butter.'

"Dad, where were you when the big money was being made?"

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'You and your beer parties!'