Weekday Excitement Pillows

Thriller of the Week

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Friday

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What time is it mentally?"

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

A spider meal prepping

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Wednesday wave.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

Thought for Wednesday

While the boss is on holiday Harrison is evidently taking over for him.

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.