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Thriller of the Week

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Friday

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What time is it mentally?"

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

A spider meal prepping

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Wednesday wave.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Thought for Wednesday

While the boss is on holiday Harrison is evidently taking over for him.

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.