Weekday Celebrations Pillows

Just Because it's Tuesday

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Friday

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Santa does a keg stand.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Christmas Presents.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Pencil and Sharpener

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Merry Christmas"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Valentines Balloons

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Thank God It's Friday.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."