Weed War Veteran Pillows

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'The highest court in the land.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

Garden Pest Solutions

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Whack Your Alarm Clock

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...