Weed Lover Prints

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'First weeds of spring.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Pea