Weed Lover Mugs

"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'First weeds of spring.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."