Weed Warrior Prints

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Housewife with industrial weed killer.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'First weeds of spring.'

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

"Ah! Spring. Ruining the bloody lawn again."

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!'

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

"Looks like you missed the window for stopping these dandelions, Herb. . ."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Speed weeding.

City Zoo: Day Care

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

Neighbor Leaf Wars