Wild Weed Warrior Prints

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Monkey-artist

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Touché"

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'First weeds of spring.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Getting Rid of the Cure

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."